who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
this beer tastes like vomit already
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
this hospital has no fireball
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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