don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
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when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
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Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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