He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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