Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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