i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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