sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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