Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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