season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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