he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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