I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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