on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Can vaginas get frostbite?
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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