didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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