it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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