is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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