a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
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There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
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Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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