that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
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We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
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I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
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