Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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