Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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