Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
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The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
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OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
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