After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
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Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
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I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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