garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
