I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
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Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
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Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
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