you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Randomize
