I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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