do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I skipped work to stalk him.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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