We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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