i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
only you would photoshop your dick
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
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