So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
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I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
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I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I am available for nakedness
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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