I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
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there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
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Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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