Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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