Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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