clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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