so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
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Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
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Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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