could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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