Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
you win again, gameday.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
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