What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
