Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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