she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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