we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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