Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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