i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Randomize
