Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
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CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
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I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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