new low.... made out with someone while peeing
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
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I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
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I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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