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Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
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his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
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It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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