Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
