I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I could fuck to npr.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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