I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
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just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
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Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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