I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
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I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
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if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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