Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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