is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
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