i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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