Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
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yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
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Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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